Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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