Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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