"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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