he wants to bone in the snuggie
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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