yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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