thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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