tell your sister to shave her snatch
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
