Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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