i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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