So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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