I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
This girl is more easily done than said...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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