I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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