normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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