is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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