Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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