Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
