so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
