He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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