i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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