does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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