My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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