Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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