Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i now understand why vodka
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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