Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
