I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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