If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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