Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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