Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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