I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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