Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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