she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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