Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
