Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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