We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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