I need help removing her.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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