It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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