For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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