Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
