i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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