Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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