You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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