STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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