last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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