But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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