Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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