Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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