Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
