508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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