i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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