Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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